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Every candle is hand-poured in small batches from a clean-burning paraffin-soy blend, with a lead-free cotton wick set at the tip. Unscented, drip-resistant, and packed in a matte black gift box inside a plain shipping carton.
The Classic
The original novelty candle everybody asks about
The Stout
Short, thick and impossible to ignore
The Grande
The showstopper centerpiece
Why our novelty wax candles sell out every holiday
Most gag gifts get one laugh and then live in a drawer. Ours get the laugh and then get lit. We pour dense, high-quality wax so each candle burns evenly for 18 to 45 hours depending on the size, with almost no smoke and no drips down the side. That is why customers order one as a prank gift in December and come back in June buying six for a bridal shower.
Mixing colors is the move. A row of neon green and electric blue Stouts down a bachelorette table reads playful; wine red and midnight black Grandes on a mantel read genuinely chic. Same joke, completely different energy, and nobody has to explain it.